'King & Queen of Va Va Voom - Episode 7'

Prince William makes the va va voom show with 30 points after celebrating a stag do in style last week - the only thing was (according to host Chris Martin) every time he put a note into a stripper's g-string, he had his gran staring back at him disapprovingly.

Rebecca Black garners 40 va va voom points for recording an album and releasing her debut single "Friday" on itunes despite all the flak and despite having no discernible talents. Cruel.

On the bad news sides, Playboy supremo Hugh Hefner (already 84!!!) has been defending reports that his fiancee aged 24 has been getting some on the side.

On the streets, votes go to Robert Sheehan, Shakira, Lady Gaga, Rhianna, Mama Cass (rest her soul), Cary Grant (and his) etc etc.

Visit the Va Va Voom FB page and have your say, or see what others have to say as they post their nominations.

Anyway, this week's king and queen of va va voom are ..... oh go on and watch the clip, will you. thank you xxxx

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